Quote Book

Kim

24 March 2026 at 02:04

"It’s Edwin! Can’t just leave Edwin!"

duck

#shouting

Kim

14 March 2026 at 00:18

"There’s only one sandwich Kim ever wants, and it does not include you."

Kim

08 March 2026 at 03:50

"Food man."

Kim

08 March 2026 at 00:59

"I’m gay for the night."

Hallway Bulletin

Reminder: coffee machine diplomacy is still the fastest path to peace.

Kim

01 March 2026 at 23:36

"Straighter than cock."

Kim

28 February 2026 at 03:01

"25/8 bro."

Kim

21 February 2026 at 22:55

"Watch that knife mothafucka."

Kim

21 February 2026 at 00:56

"Saucepan."

Studio Update

Today's vibe report says everyone is one spreadsheet away from poetry.

Kim

19 February 2026 at 20:27

"Needs a software update on her brain."

Kim

16 February 2026 at 07:40

"Greggs."

Kim

16 February 2026 at 05:35

"He can’t get it out!"

Ben, James, Kim

16 February 2026 at 05:35

"J: I- I- I- B: I- I- I- J: You can’t fucking talk! K: No he can’t!"

Community Note

If a quote starts with 'technically', brace for impact.