James, Jess F 13 February 2026 at 05:47 "James- (mid rant about life, problems and how horrible people are) Jess- I'm very sorry but I'm about to fart."
Jess F 12 January 2026 at 07:15 "D’ya know what is sexy? The banana I’m gonna buy for Kim in Tescos."
Jess F 08 January 2026 at 06:26 "I wonder if that vibrates better than a vibrator?" watching a FB video of an oven cleaner
Jess F 26 October 2025 at 05:57 "If I have a night out and I die at least I’ll see my mum. Take me to the light mother!"
Jess F 25 October 2025 at 06:58 "Look at me I can shove a needle through your penis!" mocking Lauren Smith.
13 February 2026 at 05:47
12 January 2026 at 07:15
10 January 2026 at 06:26
08 January 2026 at 06:26
watching a FB video of an oven cleaner
Reminder: coffee machine diplomacy is still the fastest path to peace.
04 January 2026 at 06:36
17 November 2025 at 06:40
09 November 2025 at 07:47
26 October 2025 at 06:43
Today's vibe report says everyone is one spreadsheet away from poetry.
26 October 2025 at 06:01
26 October 2025 at 05:57
25 October 2025 at 06:58
mocking Lauren Smith.