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91 quotes · latest 18 March 2026

Often appears with: James (17), Kim (17), Becca (1)

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Ben

18 March 2026 at 07:29

"1+1=2, not 3, but the answer we got is 7."

crashing out

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Ben

10 March 2026 at 04:42

"Is that my dad?"
#question
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Ben

04 March 2026 at 01:06

"Just cause I’m gay it don’t mean I’m a woman."
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Ben

01 March 2026 at 22:22

"Put that in Kim, hopefully it goes up."
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Hallway Bulletin

Reminder: coffee machine diplomacy is still the fastest path to peace.

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James, Ben

23 February 2026 at 03:52

"J: Is there a fancy word for murder but on gay people. … J & B: HOMICIDE!!!"
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Ben

21 February 2026 at 00:37

"I’m not the top?"
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Ben

20 February 2026 at 18:04

"You absolute nonce what the fuck."

Shampoo

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Ben

19 February 2026 at 21:56

"Info home and have bath."

Drunk

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Studio Update

Today's vibe report says everyone is one spreadsheet away from poetry.

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Ben

17 February 2026 at 01:29

"Which one fiddles the others bum hole?"
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Ben, James, Kim

16 February 2026 at 05:35

"J: I- I- I- B: I- I- I- J: You can’t fucking talk! K: No he can’t!"
Open social post Original quote #326 View day
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Ben

16 February 2026 at 00:31

"Womp womp (en Francáis)."
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Ben

14 February 2026 at 06:06

"How you put the tub in pull the tube out squeeze me is it gonna be?"

Phone auto dictating me

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If a quote starts with 'technically', brace for impact.

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