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No quote link #406 · Chloe M · You carry yourself so maturely, not in a pedophile way!! #405 · Tony · You eliteist bitch! #404 · Gracie · I’m not an encyclopaedia of tables come back with a number. #403 · Andy · He's probably a little neurodivergent. #402 · Sean · Im a bin. #401 · Emma, Cinta · E- "you running this food yeah cinta" C - " Wetherspoons??". #400 · Jess W · I looked Andy dead in the eyes as I pulled my wedgie ... #399 · Jess W · Thong be thonging. #398 · Leigha · That’s so gay; and you have a boyfriend. #397 · Elijah, Amy · E - Where are bottom bar fridges A - fuck this (walks off). #396 · James · "were 5 deep at the bar" we've been five deep at the ... #395 · Kim · It’s Edwin! Can’t just leave Edwin! #394 · Angry man · "on the fucking road". #393 · Angry man · "on the fucking road". #392 · Drunk girl in beer garden · "what if I get cold sores, I've snogged two people" [... #391 · Edwin · "I've seen dead bodies". #390 · Amy, James · A - "I said sickening in the shop, about corn" J - "... #389 · Amy, James · A -"I'm a glass door" J - "I know, I can see right t... #388 · Ben · 1+1=2, not 3, but the answer we got is 7. #387 · Edwin · I like his sound. #386 · Cian · I’m just a twink. #385 · Kim · There’s only one sandwich Kim ever wants, and it does... #384 · Amy · I like gravity. #383 · Ben · Is that my dad? #382 · tester · test. #381 · Amy · Banana. #380 · Kim · Food man. #379 · Kim · I’m gay for the night. #378 · James · You’re 19, eww. I’m not gay for you. #377 · Edwin · Annoying seagulls man, sex noises. #375 · Taylor · I just wanna go home and have a wank. #374 · Ben · Just cause I’m gay it don’t mean I’m a woman. #376 · Amy, James · Brilliant. #372 · Alex T · That’s my kind of people; angry midgets. #371 · Connor · Don’t get beaten up by MMA fighters— or autistic boys! #370 · Kim · Straighter than cock. #369 · Ben · Put that in Kim, hopefully it goes up. #368 · James · Well that’s a testicle in the eye isn’t it. #366 · James · I don't want a 10 inch cock but we all have our demons xx. #367 · Lianne · Where had the food gone? #365 · James · Tit for dick, man. #364 · Kim · 25/8 bro. #363 · James · Smelly rim. #362 · James · Go fart some cum bubbles. #361 · random drunk guy · That was a proper display of titties! Wow! #360 · James · He was woken up at night by artillery fire, I'm kept ... #359 · James · Mr tickle. #358 · James · What she gonna do, hit me? I’ll hit him back with my cock! #357 · Hannah · I thought you were just a crackhead. #356 · Chloe M · We’re going out for Ramadan drinks! *car stops playi... #355 · Chloe M · You can tell him to do X, Y, Z, and he will do B. #354 · James, Ben · J: Is there a fancy word for murder but on gay people... #353 · James · DIY IVF. #352 · James · You’re not fat, you’re cute. #351 · James · Are you trans because I’m J.K. #350 · Kim · Watch that knife mothafucka. #349 · Door staff guy · Very calorie dense bro. #348 · James · I love the little people. #346 · Freddie · I'm not god and I don't pretend to be. #347 · Kim · Saucepan. #345 · Ben · I’m not the top? #344 · Phil · On Ben's island it's Ben's rules. #343 · Phil · Take me home. #342 · Door staff guy · *points laser at Ben* Charlie kirk. #341 · Ben · You absolute nonce what the fuck. #340 · James · Mental capability of a fucking retarded giraffe. #339 · James · Trying to tongue my pepperoni and it’s not working. #338 · Ben · Info home and have bath. #337 · James · R.I.P Liz, ya son’s a nonce. #336 · Sticker on train · Peel off. #335 · Kim · Needs a software update on her brain. #334 · Jamiah · He doesn’t look white to me. #333 · Alex T · Don’t worry, you’ll never be short on a fuck. #332 · Alex T · She’s wet for all the wrong reasons. #331 · Aravind, Edwin · A: How are you not cold. E: It’s because we’re brown... #330 · Ben · Which one fiddles the others bum hole? #329 · Kim · Greggs. #328 · Alex T · I shouldn’t be allowed out. #327 · Kim · He can’t get it out! #326 · Ben, James, Kim · J: I- I- I- B: I- I- I- J: You can’t fucking talk! ... #325 · James · I laughed so hard I farted. #324 · James · Love butter. #323 · James · I thought we were talking about cum. #322 · Kim · You make dinner, she makes dessert. #321 · Chloe M · I may be weird but I’m not a nonce. #320 · Chloe M · She’s very religious, I don’t think she realises that... #319 · Ben · Womp womp (en Francáis). #318 · James · I go pee and then I come. #317 · James · I miss having sex. #316 · James · Pee in it. #315 · James · Do you have to warm yourself up before you service Rh... #314 · James · I’m right up you. I don’t wanna be up you anymore. #313 · James · Tim Martin doesn't know anything, Tim Martin is proba... #312 · James · Ben friend, you like going down. #311 · Ben · How you put the tub in pull the tube out squeeze me i... #310 · James, Ben · B: Vergilly. J: That’s some Texas shit. #309 · James · Oop! I’m in your mouth now. #308 · James · When you get home and see your bitch on the pineapple. #307 · Ben · Oh god, I can hear Alex. #306 · James · Just stick it in my mouth and let's hope for the best. #305 · Dylan · Cod. #304 · Ben · We just love your sex. #303 · Ben · Can I vape you? #302 · Kim · I don’t want to see vagina!! #301 · Kim · The lime looks like a vagina. #300 · Kim · No! He cunt. #299 · Ben, Leigha · B: Have violent sex before work L: You’re talking to... #298 · Kath, Kim · Kath: I don’t have any napkins. Kim: I don’t have a ... #297 · James · My girlfriend is so sad. Can I just tickle her bum. #296 · James · I am apparently the champion of inappropriately timed... #295 · James · Well that’s just the pee in the pie. #294 · James · Well that’s just the pee in the pie. #293 · Kim · Salty water. #292 · Ben, Kim · K: What cake don’t you like? B: Pussy Cake. #291 · James, Jess F · James- (mid rant about life, problems and how horribl... #290 · Martin · I'd hate to clean the windows on that. #289 · Kim · That's next Wednesday love. #288 · James · Why am I abusing Ben? Am I an abusive boyfriend? #287 · James · Have you and Rhodri just invited me to bed?........ @... #286 · Kim · The pussy don't hurt. #285 · Kim · You’re not having my liquid. #284 · James · Ooooh... Her Caerphilly came out. #283 · Ben · Do it James, Put it in!!! #282 · James · I'm sorry about your tits. #281 · Alex T · See telling me something positive when there's nothin... #280 · James · Oh no... Joel has just met alex. #279 · Alex T · If you're not strong enough to do the bins, you'll ju... #278 · Alex T · I’m not off track, I am off the planet. #277 · Alex T · Psychopath. But at least you’re on a path. #276 · Rhys (Doorstaff) · No more wanks!? For fucks sake!! #275 · Ffion · I’m overworked. Definitely not underfucked. #274 · James · A slightly more fed version of Holly Godfrey. #273 · James · Gender is like colours. There’s three or four primary... #272 · Rhys (Doorstaff) · Yapapapa. I’m not racist. I’m not sexist. #271 · James · I don’t know what’s wrong with me today. So bloated, ... #270 · Ben · I like cleaving meat I guess? #269 · James · Look at my birthday bear! #268 · James · Why does it open and close so fast? It’s interesting! #267 · Kim, Alex T · K: I’m not trying to be ignorant I just want to finis... #266 · James · I'd rather my foreskin be a topic of mystery. #265 · Alex T · It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits #264 · Ben, James, Kim, Every Fucker · Valid #263 · Kim · As useful as a chocolate kettle some of them are #262 · Chloe E · Normally this time in the morning I get shit on #261 · Alex T · Frostbite of the labia #260 · Alex T · I usually have lots of sarcastic comments but death i... #259 · James · You gayed me. #258 · Neil F · What’s the difference between my bonus and my cock? M... #257 · Edwin, James · E: What do you call your dad? J: cunt. #256 · James · Touch me as much as you want, at least you didn’t thr... #255 · Alex T · I was gonna put my can up his ass #254 · Alex T · Is he choking? Don’t, if you do I know that move *pro... #253 · James, Alex T · J: My mouth was full. A: So was his ass. #252 · Ben, James · B: Put it in James. J: I'm crying! I can't! #251 · Ben, James · B: You've hit it sixteen times in 20 seconds. J: Wha... #250 · Alex T · Your safe. Your ass is safe. #249 · Alex T · You say a lot of gay shit. For someone who isn't gay ... #248 · James · She got puffy labia. She on the pump. #247 · Dylan, Alex T · D: Eww, flat white. A: What are you trying to say? #246 · James · She's gonna do a collage of shakey arse. #245 · Alex T · I don't molest children, I'm just violent towards the... #244 · Alex T · As long as were over 18 its fair game. #243 · Alex T · I don't ask for consent. #242 · James · If I was a woman I’d be pregnant a lot. #241 · Ben · Imagine using a wet floor sign as a dildo. #240 · Ben, Kim · B: Hi, have you seen the time? K: No?….. shit. #239 · James · I love how messy she is. She’s not messy messy, just ... #238 · James · That nearly went up you #237 · Kim · Get it right. I don’t have a stride, I have a strut. #236 · James, Ben · J - making mildly ethnic noises B - Rishikesh? #235 · Ben · Thanks for visiting, here's a comment card #234 · James · You can’t fuck kids. Or pets. #233 · James · Anal surfacing. The bit where you strokey stroke. #232 · James · He sparkly. Maybe gay. #231 · Kim · No one’s getting in you butt. #230 · Leigha · I think Lianne doesn’t discriminate between retards a... #229 · Liam P · I’d cream my pants if he gave me a Dad tap. #228 · Jess F · D’ya know what is sexy? The banana I’m gonna buy for ... #227 · Kim · 2 girls, 2 Cintas #226 · Connor · Yer na’s got an ASBO #225 · Jess F · Wank off my mother you prick #224 · Ben · It’s proof of my homosexuality. #223 · Meg · It’s just loose, but aren’t we all. #221 · Edwin · Gendify me!? I thought they were trying to change my gender. #220 · Kim · That’s cause we were talking about cum. #219 · Phil, Skye · P: Special K S: what, like Ket? #218 · Cara · I love Phil’s autism. The best type of autism. #217 · Jess F · I wonder if that vibrates better than a vibrator? #216 · Drunk Man Rylan (without the D) · Ronald McDonald Sadiq Khan #215 · James · Sorry that’s a big thing to drop on you, but I’m so extra. #214 · James · Okay the bane with kath #213 · Ben, James · J: Hello B: hello J: don’t say hello. #212 · James · There’s a lot of wet underwater. #211 · James · He inks you. #210 · Ben · People tend to do that these days. #209 · James · A genetically challenged chihuahua. #208 · James · Kim your vagina’s out. #207 · Jess F · Jesus don’t like me because I’m a lesbian. #206 · James · I’m going to invade a country to hide the fact I fuck... #205 · James · Is gay autistic? #204 · Ben · Yeah but that’s science, James is talking about sex. #203 · Alex T · This is not company policy, you need to be suicidal. #202 · James · I don’t think it was cancer but something came out. #201 · James · Do you think if I cough hard enough my cancer will come out? #200 · James · She looks like she’d treat a dick like I treat a stra... #222 · Edwin · I thought they were doing a TikTok dance. It turns ou... #199 · James · He’s worse than a kid with cancer. All they do is wal... #198 · James · Go fetch. #197 · James · When would punching someone ever be inappropriate— oh! #196 · James · I feel like rubbing your boobs to make it up to you. #195 · James · It’s just cock. #194 · Ben · Gayvouritism #193 · James · Do you want to see my lump? #192 · James · *thick Asian accent* I cum in you, you cum on floor. ... #191 · Hot Tea Lady, James · H: am I talking to a wall or a human? J: I am a wall. #190 · James · Too late now. Shit’s in the toilet. Can’t shove it ba... #189 · Liv · Man is holding his ass well. #188 · James · Some wee came out. #187 · James · If I was gay we would be such a fun couple: #186 · James · Basically the closers bent me over, spread my cheeks,... #184 · Phil · Unfortunately today he’s gonna have to be disabled outside. #185 · Drunk man, Ben · D: But I’m disabled! B: (monotone) don’t care. #183 · Alex T · Why are you such a whore. #182 · Kim · I guess I’m a fucking ping pong ball now. #181 · Alex T · I know deescalation but I also know violence. #180 · Alex T · The only reason he’s not gay is because she’s a woman. #179 · Alex T · There’s no dominance in the man to assert. #178 · James · I’ve been good, I haven’t sexually harassed her all week. #177 · James · Tea that we did not expect. #176 · Ben · Tides in. #175 · James · He’s enjoying it. He’s thinking ‘look at these tits. ... #174 · James · A bpm that rivals an Oral-B toothbrush. #173 · Ben · 2 gigabytes of my arse. #172 · James · Kim’s not here. Let’s just play with our dicks. Not together. #171 · James · She’s a sexy sesh. #170 · James · It’s either blue jeans or my cock out all night. #169 · James · Why am I wearing you like a puppet. #168 · James · Crocodile feet. #167 · Ben · Can you stop touching my cans, that’s my arse, #166 · Ben · Time exists. #165 · Ben · Did you say woman dick? #164 · Alex T · Why are you so concerned about her vagina? #163 · Kim · Movable sweepy. #162 · Ben · I’m a slave keeper. #161 · Ben, random drunk guy · ?: I was gonna piss right here but you’re sat here. B... #160 · Kim · Kill self, rail self. #159 · James · She looks like a labubu. #158 · James · I am not lizard. Hissssssssss. #157 · James · You moved across there like a dog with worms. #156 · Ben, James · B: What can I throw at you? J: Sperm. #155 · James · When people stare at me I just get my cock out. #154 · James · Man so gay he made me stutter. #153 · Kira · Become a legal. #152 · James · We’ll get you fucked in no time. #151 · Jacob · Now this is appropriate touching. #150 · Alex T · Homophobic? That’s true, I am Romanian. #149 · Jess F · My fucking arsecheeks are shaking. #148 · Ben · Dearest Charles. She wants the sexual—. #147 · Ben · When women finger themselves. #146 · Kim · STOP CARESSING MY CAN! #145 · Ben, Kim · B: What if he’s 18 and it’s just a hookup? K: hell no... #144 · Neil F · I let it slip because she had a nice rack. #141 · Ben, Kim · B: For fucks sake Kim, why are you sooo… K: So, what?... #142 · Kim, Ben · K: Why do you want to grab my hair? B: Because it jus... #140 · Ben, James, Kim · B: Cock? J: Cock K: Cock. #139 · James · Ben Voisey wake up we’re talking about willies. #138 · Kim · Gay Paul’s fancy fag. #137 · Kim · Lusional. #143 · Jess F · Let’s go lesbians, let’s go. #136 · James · I’m gonna dust your boobs. #135 · Kim, Ben · K: I didn’t know if you were trying to eye contact me... #134 · James · That sounds like a trip to the clinic. #133 · James · There is pee. #132 · Kim · Good boy. #131 · James · I hate the word. I use the word workers instead. #129 · James · She’ll never fill the hole that Ionut left in your soul. #130 · Alex T · I am the danger, after all. #128 · Alex T · I’m selective with my racism. #127 · James · What does she see? No, it’s what does she feel? #126 · Kim · Gouda Buddha Ben. #125 · James · I keep grabbing your limes, Kim. #123 · James · Why are you trying to clip my dick with a team leader... #124 · James · Take tips. #122 · Ben · What do people do for the gay man? Suck him off? #121 · James · Put your cock away, leave my brother alone. #120 · James · I tend not to store food as I'm not a squirrel and wi... #119 · James · What women do I go up to, point at and go ‘nuts’? #118 · James · The amount of dicks I’ve seen. #117 · James · Licking your fucking clit, aggressively! Singing eye ... #116 · Alex T · Get back where you belong. #115 · Ben · Cheese milk is just milk. #114 · James · You’re such Boris Johnson vibes. #113 · James · You know me, little and tight. #112 · Ben, Becca · Ben: Rhodri’s going to the toilet, HES GOT HIS BACK O... #111 · James · The first one was deep. The second was Charlie xcx. #110 · Kath, (Drunk) Liam · K: Dewi have you had a haircut? L: WHAT HAIR? #105 · Alex Davies · I need to win the lottery tonight or kill myself. #109 · Ben, Meg · B: Look! It’s Spider-Man and the Hulk! M: Ben, that’s... #108 · James · Aaaoooaooaooaooo. #107 · James · Jacob touched me earlier…….. and I just went ‘ew you wet’. #106 · James · Let’s go collect glasses and stare at asses. #104 · James · Do me! #103 · James · glasswash gurliepops #102 · Ben, James · B: I’m not that important. J: yes you are. Don’t kiss me. #101 · Ben · I’ve got Bunsen burners up my bum. #98 · Ben, Dylan · B: Do they sell vibrators? D: Probably… an electric t... #99 · Ben · Oh… it’s my friends #97 · Ben · Hit you until you work. #96 · James · Ben I beg, please, I’ll suck you off. #95 · Kira · When I’m high they just think I’m very autistic. They... #94 · Freddie · I thought you could say fuck but not suck. #100 · James · Sorry Kim , I’ve just seeded you. #93 · Rhodri · Oh my god I didn’t realise how sinched her waist was. #92 · James · A lot of people here need to grow the fuck up. *baby ... #91 · James · Your ‘tism brain isn’t thinking about that. #90 · James · She can go shove a radio antenna up her fanny. #88 · James · Yeah baby no worries! #89 · James · Huw and Neil! One aorta between them. #87 · Skye · 4’9 and looking for a good time. #86 · Ben, James, Kim · B: this is very inappropriate I think we need to chan... #85 · Kim · We ain’t shagging. That’s a woah no. #84 · Ben · Put it in. #83 · Ben · You got a freaky girlfriend. #82 · James · You wait for the love show. #81 · Rhodri · ONE OF MY FAVOURITE YOUTUBERS IS QUITTING! MID WANK AS WELL! #80 · Rhodri · Slob those knobs. #79 · Ben, Kim · B: “crying, screaming.” K: “she probably is, yeah. #78 · James · Shows initiative. #77 · Kim · this is a really weird text to wake up to icl #76 · James · Or is it like condoms? Better to have and not need th... #75 · Ben, James · J: “baby girl” B: “absolutely fucking not” J: “okay, ... #72 · James · I wanna shag Ben. NO I DON’T WANT TO SHAG BEN. #71 · Ben, James · B: “James, you’re the sympathy man, give some sympath... #74 · Ben · I’m gonna tell James, I am baby, I want mommy, I need... #73 · Kim · I’m walking like I shit myself because the legs betwe... #70 · Ben · Why are you vibrating? DID YOU SAY I’M HARD? #69 · Ben, James, Kim · B: “she ain’t coming.” J: “she ain’t coming.” K: “she... #68 · Ben · What the fuck was that sound? That sound is for Amy n... #67 · Ben · He thinking about that pussy. #66 · Ben · What? You’d enjoy squeezing my tits? #65 · Kim, James · K: “the clip.” J: “the clit??? #64 · Ben, Kim · B: “What if we were married, and like, it was our ann... #63 · Jess F · It’s not wide enough. #62 · James · All I see is a gay man licking a chicken ball. #61 · Jess F · I just like plastic too much. #60 · James · If you were straight, Martin, would you sleep with a man? #59 · Jess F · If I have a night out and I die at least I’ll see my ... #58 · James · Oh no daddy ben. #57 · Kim · Did you just say ‘gas the gays’!? #56 · James · It’s to drown out the gays. #55 · Sara · 20 bottles of beer on the shelf! #54 · Jacob · Rydal this DICK! #53 · James · Brother just touched tips. I touched tips with myself. #52 · Ben · He’s a ginger. #51 · Kim, Ben · K: “look Ben! turn around its your questionable choic... #50 · Ben, Kim · B: “beer garden?” K: “did I tell you? A man almost pi... #49 · Ben, Kim · B: “White girl?” K: “Me! #47 · Ben · Some things don’t need to go in the quote book. #48 · Kim · [REDACTED]. #46 · Ben · Hold on I’m about to get my tits out on accident. #45 · Skye · I don’t eat chicken from unknown places. #44 · Ben · I’m gay, I am progressive. #43 · Jaz · I’ve just milked myself. #42 · Jess F · Look at me I can shove a needle through your penis! #41 · Ben, Kim · B: “why is this pancake so dry?” K: “because you didn... #40 · Ben · My egg came. #39 · Dylan · Why are you wafting your pancake at me…? Have you sme... #37 · Ben · No daddy James don’t shove the radio antenna up my as... #36 · Ben · Okay Mr ‘I always want fucking context.’ #35 · James · I completely misheard you— I thought you said ‘I wann... #34 · Jacob · James Hillier mpreg. #33 · James · I couldn’t inhale, you ruined my drag, and my night. #32 · Ben · I’m such a team leader, and you just set your dick on fire. #31 · Lucy L · Dust ain’t fire. #30 · Ben, James · J: “she gave me a compliment!” B: “what? that she lik... #29 · James, Liv · J: “kinda just pushed me into the boot.” L: “woahhhh,... #28 · Liv · Girls, unless they’re porn stars, don’t want to see y... #27 · Ben · Get your lips off Amy and your lips on a Korean bowl man xx #26 · Ben · A massive boner for Charizard? #25 · Alex Davies · Dried bits of cheese. #23 · Alex Davies · It feels weird to be outside. #24 · Alex Davies · Oh no! I missed the slut drop! #22 · James · Puss be so good it turns a man gay. #21 · James · The babies! The children! #20 · James · She be bleeding. #17 · James · I’m too old to partake in that behaviour. Shall I sen... #16 · James · Just come. #15 · James, Ben · J: “Wanna see my Skyrim build?” B: “What does she see... #19 · James · Did you just say the baby’s gonna come out addicted t... #14 · Ben · 4 years is weak, I threw away 10! #13 · James · It just flower. #12 · Ben · I could get my cunt out? #11 · Ben · Double Ds and triple Es. #9 · Dan · Don’t grab my nuts. #10 · Ben · How’s Connor’s nuts? #8 · James · That was gay as fuck… nice! #7 · James · Righty tighty, lefty loosey. #6 · Kim · Straight men ain’t gay. #3 · Ionut · No black! A Latino boy!! #1 · Jess W · You might be able to see my vagina but I don’t care. #2 · Alex Davies · Oh no! My wine! #5 · Ben · FOR CONTEXT, THEY WEREN’T SEX DREAMS! #4 · James · And you can shut the fuck up #18 · Randomer on chippy lane · Stop calling me mate, I’m not your fucking mate! I’m ... ▾

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